Why Harem Intrigue When You Can Just Raise A Dog Instead? (Chp 35)

Chapter 35: Returning Soul 1 (还魂1)

In Qian’qing Palace, Shen Hui’ru had long sent away the Fake Emperor to the Inner Palace to frolic with the other concubines. She sat alone behind the imperial desk reading through a thick stack of memorials [1]奏折 (zòuzhé) written reports to the Emperor folded like an accordion and bound with special paper.. Her deep-set eyebrows revealed a majestic aura that would take others by surprise.

Seeing his daughter like this, Grand Preceptor Shen was stunned for a while before his face showed a look of relief. Since childhood, his son and daughter were peerlessly clever with top-quality looks and personalities to match. Such prominent talent only deserved the best the world had to offer. If it weren’t for the fact that his son’s future prospects were ruined, he wouldn’t have been forced to choose this path. Still, recently it seemed like he chose correctly. Great Zhou would soon be wholly in the grasp of the Shen family. Even if the Emperor regained consciousness, he wouldn’t be able to do anything.

Relying on his small and nimble form and dark brown fur, Emperor Zhou’wu followed the two figures to Qian’qing Palace. Since they were scared of others discovering that Grand Preceptor Shen had entered the palace so late at night, Chang’xi had arranged for the guards to be sent away. This allowed Emperor Zhou’wu to follow them inside smoothly. He hid himself in a corner and turned towards a crack in the door, stealthily observing the situation in the hall. Seeing Shen Hui’ru occupy his imperial seat looking happy and pleased with herself, his gaze immediately turned icy.

“This official greets Your Ladyship.” Imperial Preceptor Shen bowed in salute.

“Father, you’ve come.” Catching sight of Imperial Preceptor Shen, Shen Hui’ru put down the imperial brush [2]Remember: everything that belongs to the Emperor is “imperial” and special~ and walked to the entrance to welcome him.

Father and daughter sat facing each other while Chang’xi stood by the doorway to keep watch. Emperor Zhou’wu retreated into the shadows in the corner. He pricked up his ears to eavesdrop on the pair’s conversation.

“Father, is Meng Chang’xiong finally dead yet?” Shen Hui’ru’s tone was slightly anxious and impatient.

Emperor Zhou’wu’s ears moved slightly. Without noticing, he held his breath.

“According to An Zha’da’s news, Meng Chang’xiong isn’t in their hands. They pursued Meng Chang’xiong and Han Chang’ping to the Muddy Shore before retreating. It’s unknown whether those two are alive or dead.” Imperial Preceptor Shen swept a cup cover across the desk. The grating sound of the edge of the cup scraping against the surface made one even more restless.

An Zha’da was a top general under Yeluhan Wang [3]Both names are foreign-sounding, so I’m guessing they’re Chinese pronunciations of Mongol or Tibetan names.. Imperial Preceptor Shen was even in contact with him! His actions clearly showed that the Shen family has long been colluding with the enemy and betraying the country. He definitely had a hand in Imperial Duke Meng’s disappearance! Just fine! Emperor Zhou’wu ground his teeth. Unconsciously, he arched his spine and all his fur stood on end.

“Why did they stop their pursuit? If Meng Chang’xiong doesn’t die, how will they recover from their defeat? What a bunch of fools!” Shen Hui’ru fiercely slapped the table and her tone was even more impatient. Meng Chang’xiong is Meng Sangyu’s biggest source of support. Only once Meng Chang’xiong is dead could she relax and deal with Meng Sangyu. Meng Sangyu was a thorn in her side that she must get rid of at all costs!

“Your Ladyship might not be aware, but the Muddy Shores are a famous place of death in the grasslands. That place is a vast wetland [4]沼泽 (zhǎozé) translates as marsh, swamp, or bog – which are all different types of wetlands! – so I went with a more general translation. and miasma is pervasive. Putting aside people for the moment, even birds do not dare to approach. Having entered the wetlands, Meng Chang’xiong and Han Chang’ping will surely die.” Imperial Preceptor Shen sounded dead certain about this matter.

Emperor Zhou’wu restrained the howl gathering in his throat with all his might. His blood-red eyes stared fixedly at two people beyond the crack in the door. How could he have trusted these two wholeheartedly in the past? He was so blind!

“Without solid evidence, Bengong still doesn’t feel at ease. Father, write to Xie Zheng’hao and have him send people into the Muddy Shores to search for them.  They must be found, dead or alive! [5]The phrase here is “活要见人,死要见尸,” meaning, “If they’re alive, one must see them in person. If they’re dead, one must see their corpse.” I changed the phrase here to make it sound better in English. Do any translators out there have a better suggestion? Please share your thoughts in the comments! Shen Hui’ru’s voice was brimming with killing intent.

Xie Zheng’hao was the provincial commander of Gansu Province. He was one of the nineteen or so high-ranking provincial officials [6]封疆大吏 (fēngjiāng dàlì) – The general name for high provincial officials in the Ming and Qing dynasties (Ming in this case). and was also one of his trusted subordinates. He didn’t expect that [Xie Zheng’hao] had already been won over by Imperial Preceptor Shen. Emperor Zhou’wu smiled bitterly. The monstrous killing intent in his gaze almost took physical form.

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“Alright, upon my return, Father [7]The phrase used here is ‘为父.’ Ancient Chinese people like to talk in the third person to denote their relationship or status relative to whom they’re talking. Does it sound strange in English? I figured I would keep the same manner of speech. Please let me know! will write a letter to Xie Zheng’hao. Now that Meng Chang’xiong has disappeared, the army cannot go one day without a general. Tomorrow, Your Ladyship should issue an imperial edict promoting Xie Zheng’hao to the position of Great General. Upon receiving the general’s seal, he should launch an attack on the Barbarians’ imperial seat.

Father has already negotiated appropriate conditions with Yeluhan Wang: Xie Zheng’hao will feign defeat. [Yueluhan Wang] will take advantage of the chaos of war to slaughter several senior generals under Meng Chang’xiong on Father’s behalf. Ten cities around Suzhou will be given to him as a reward for his efforts. Xie Zheng’hao will then push the blame for losing the battle entirely on the Meng family’s army. When the time comes, you will issue an imperial edict to behead all of them. After that, we’ll replace them with our own people. This way, the great one million-man army will fall into our Shen family’s grasp.”

Imperial Preceptor Shen sounded very smug. Outside the door, Emperor Zhou’wu’s whole body shook from rage.

Shen Hui’ru nodded her head in agreement. She accepted the list of names her father handed over and examined it carefully. The people on the list were all lieutenant generals [8]将帅 (jiàngshuài). While the dictionary definition shows ‘commander-in-chief’ or just ‘general,’ my understanding is that a 将帅 is a relatively senior general position but lower than a 大将军 or 副将. Going by my post on Ancient Military Ranks, I’m translating this as ‘Lieutenant General.’ I have limited knowledge of military ranks and would appreciate clarification! in the army that would soon be won over by Imperial Preceptor Shen. They were the perfect replacements for Meng Chang’xiong’s trusted subordinates.

Imperial Preceptor Shen carefully examined his daughter’s expression in the lantern light and moved his gaze to her stomach several times. In a low voice, he asked, “It’s been over a month. Does Your Ladyship have any news yet?”

Shen Hui’ru stared back blankly for a moment before understanding his meaning. Her tone was stiff and cold as she replied, “It’s been three days since the expected date [9]Of her period.. I am probably pregnant, but it will be a while before I know for certain.”

“Good, good, good!” Imperial Preceptor Shen exclaimed excitedly before carefully instructing, “This fetus is the key to our Shen family winning the throne. Your Ladyship must protect him well. When the baby is born, it will be most convenient if it’s a boy. If it’s a girl, Father will prepare a baby boy in advance and have people send him into the palace to replace her. In a moment, Your Ladyship should allow Wan’qing inside so that Father can give her detailed instructions on this matter. Your Ladyship need only concern yourself with safeguarding the pregnancy. Don’t worry about other things.”

“Understood.” Shen Hui’ru agreed in a heavy voice.

Emperor Zhou’wu didn’t want to listen anymore. He was scared that he wouldn’t be able to control himself from charging inside and biting this father-daughter pair to death if he continued [10]Humbledaisy, you almost got your wish!. Colluding with the enemy, harming loyal subjects, throwing the imperial court into chaos, replacing royal offspring, plotting to usurp the throne… any one of these crimes was enough for the Shen family to die one thousand times, no, ten thousand times over!

Restraining the fury he felt, Emperor Zhou’wu let out a low howl and turned around to leave Qian’qing Palace.

“Ah, where did this mongrel come from?” A female voice broke the silence outside the chamber. It was unclear when Wan’qing appeared in the corner, but she just happened to bump into Emperor Zhou’wu as he was leaving.

[Bi’xiao Palace’s A’Bao]. The five big glittering characters were especially eye-catching in the candlelight. Wan’qing’s facial expression turned cold and she bent over to pick up Emperor Zhou’wu. Using her hands to restrain his mouth and four limbs firmly, she brought him inside Qian’qing Palace.

“Your Ladyship, Virtuous Consort’s pet ran inside.” Paying her respects to the Grand Preceptor and her master, Wan’qing adjusted her grasp around A’Bao, who was struggling in her arms.

“Give it to Chang’xi to deal with. Come over here. Father has instructions for you.” Shen Hui’ru took a sip of tea and replied without a care. Having occupied a high position for a long time, she wouldn’t vent her anger on a small domestic animal. In her eyes, A’Bao’s life was less than trash.

“Yes.” Wan’qing handed A’Bao over to Chang’xi and knelt at Imperial Preceptor Shen’s feet to listen to her instructions.

Chang’xi took the fiercely struggling A’Bao from her hands. He brought him far away to the open space in front of Qian’qing Palace and threw him ruthlessly on the ground. He used his foot to step on his chest, slowly adding pressure. Chang’xi could’ve crushed A’Bao to death in one strike, but since Virtuous Consort punished him because of A’Bao last time, he had long gathered a stomach full of resentment towards him and urgently needed to vent it properly. Watching A’Bao howl while attempting to struggle, his unwilling resentment and powerlessness satisfied [Chang’xi’s] inner brute to the max. He continued adding pressure more slowly.

A loud cracking noise sounded from his chest. It was the sound of his ribs breaking. A violent pain seemed to erupt from the depths of his soul, continuous and unending. Emperor Zhou’wu used his blood-red eyes to glare at Chang’xi while repeating Meng Sangyu’s name over and over in his mind. Those three characters that were engraved in his bones gave him boundless strength, not letting him die without a fight. If he died, what would happen to Sangyu?

“You’re pretty tenacious for a mutt!” Chang’xi sneered and suddenly increased the pressure with his foot.

His cracked ribs pierced his lungs and punctured his heart. Droplets of blood gushed from the corners of his mouth. Emperor Zhou’wu met his end while howling [in protest]. His pitch-black eyes gradually misted over with blood. In a trance, the faintly discernable sound of a Buddhist chant could be heard in the air. A strand of gentle power pulled his soul out of A’Bao’s body and guided it towards the void. He was unwilling to close his eyes. His blood-covered mouth and nose let out his final breath.

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“Dead already? How boring!” Seeing that the little mutt beneath his feet wasn’t moving anymore, Chang’xi hatefully stomped on him twice more. Only then did he call over a younger eunuch to take A’Bao’s body and dump it randomly in Qian’qing Palace’s garden to become fertilizer.

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-A quiet and secluded house somewhere in the capital-

The room was filled with countless eternal lamps [11]长明灯 (chángmíngdēng) Altar lamps that are kept burning day and night. that burned brightly along with the thick smell of sandalwood. A solemn and respectful white-eyebrowed, pale-faced, old Buddhist monk slowly stopped chanting. He told the man standing at the doorway with a vicious aura that this patron’s [12]施主 (shīzhǔ) A monk or nun’s form of address for a layman. soul had already returned to its original body and that they would wake soon.

“Really?” The man raised his eyebrows, his tone skeptical. The miracle doctors who he had invited to come were all at a loss of what to do, yet this old monk came and only took one look before saying one sentence, “Everyone has their own destiny. In a few days, his soul will return.” He then began to light lamps and recite scripture. His manner was so relaxed – how could the man believe him? However, thinking of that strange note, he could only put his trust into this old monk and let him do as he pleased.

While the two were speaking, the handsome man surrounded by lanterns groaned and gradually opened his eyes. He gazed at a snowy white ceiling. In a daze, he was immediately conscious of the fact that this was not the Imperial Palace. The palace’s dome ceilings are all painted with majestic frescos. How could they be so plain?

He inclined his head to scan his body and directly met with an astonished face. The lines of that face were cold and casting a baleful look around. If that wasn’t that guy, Yan Jun’wei, who else would it be?

“Jun’wei?” Emperor Zhou’wu was surprised to hear his hoarse voice. He froze for a moment and examined both of his hands in disbelief. These are human hands? His soul actually returned to his body?

“The patron is already in good health. He only needs to drink some herbal medicine for several days to build up his strength. This humble monk will take his leave.” The old monk read a line of Buddhist scripture before strolling towards the entrance of the room. Once he reached the doorway, he stopped again to put his palms to together [13]双手合十 (shuāngshǒuhéshí) A Buddhist greeting. and prudently reminded them, “This humble monk will not breathe a single word of this matter to anyone. Patron should not forget your original promise to construct a gilded Buddha in this monk’s temple.”

“This humble Yan [14][Lastname]某 (mǒu) is another way to refer to oneself. bows in thanks to Great Master [15]大师 (dàshī) A courtesy title used to address a Buddhist monk.! The construction of the gilded Buddha will definitely be completed within one month.” Yan Jun’wei hurriedly bowed and agreed. When this old monk requested the construction of the Buddha, he had initially thought that it was a scam to cheat them out of their money.  He didn’t expect that he actually had any real skill. Buddha be praised [16]阿弥陀佛 (emítuófó) A commonly heard Buddhist saying praising Buddha for his mercy.! Luckily, he noticed that the old monk seemed to have a saintly aura and let him stay.

The old monk recited another line of Buddhist scripture before leaving, satisfied.

Emperor Zhou’wu wasn’t in the mood to consider these two people’s dealings. He stared fixedly at Yan Jun’wei and opened his mouth to ask, “Did you send people to protect Sangyu?”

“Sangyu?” Yan Jun’wei was dumbfounded for a moment before asking hesitantly, “Virtuous Consort?”

“Did you see the note that Zhen left you?” Emperor Zhou’wu asked in a heavy voice.

“That note was really from Your Majesty? Wasn’t it just scribbles? Why is the writing all crooked, and what is this paw print all about?” Yan Jun’wei fished out the note from his chest, spread it out and pointed at the small paw print.

Emperor Zhou’wu rubbed the bridge of his nose in frustration. His tone of voice was rather helpless as he replied, “First, immediately go send people to enter the palace to protect Sangyu. Zhen will slowly explain the matter of this note to you.” Initially, he didn’t want to have to tell Yan Jun’wei about his soul possession, but he couldn’t help this guy’s stubbornness. He always had to get to the bottom of things. If you didn’t give him a satisfactory answer, he would pester you to the ends of the earth about it. He couldn’t delay the matter of Sangyu’s safety by a second.

“Rest assured, Your Majesty. From the moment this subordinate received this note, this one already assigned people to Her Ladyship Virtuous Consort’s side. Allegedly, Virtuous Consort has a beloved pet named A’Bao…” Yan Jun’wei paused in his speech and gave the paw print on the note a meaningful look. He was only throwing out a wild guess, but he still hesitated on whether or not to go and fetch this dog. However, the old monk said everything was going according to nature and that the patron would wake shortly. He asked him not to intervene at random lest he disturbs the patron’s destiny.

All things considered, in this short time, His Majesty had a fortuitous encounter! He was most interested in meetings of fate!  It wasn’t a waste to read all the mysterious and supernatural tales in the study!

 


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RIP A’Bao [ZW in pupper form]. You were a very good boi and fren to MSY.
Welcome back, Emperor ZW [in human form]!

What are you most excited to see happen next? :3

It’s cool that Yan Jun’wei finally appeared! He seems to have a great relationship with ZW. I’m curious about where the story will go next. It’s refreshing to be outside the palace for once.

Sorry that the chapter is out a bit late! I came across a snag while translating military ranks, which prompted me to do a deep dive into all the ranks and titles in ancient China. I made a list of them, including both their Chinese and English translations. Do take a read if interested! Hopefully, it’ll help you through any Chinese drama/novel you encounter in the ancient setting.

Until next time,

Nyamachi

 

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Translator Notes   [ + ]

1. 奏折 (zòuzhé) written reports to the Emperor folded like an accordion and bound with special paper.
2. Remember: everything that belongs to the Emperor is “imperial” and special~
3. Both names are foreign-sounding, so I’m guessing they’re Chinese pronunciations of Mongol or Tibetan names.
4. 沼泽 (zhǎozé) translates as marsh, swamp, or bog – which are all different types of wetlands! – so I went with a more general translation.
5. The phrase here is “活要见人,死要见尸,” meaning, “If they’re alive, one must see them in person. If they’re dead, one must see their corpse.” I changed the phrase here to make it sound better in English. Do any translators out there have a better suggestion? Please share your thoughts in the comments!
6. 封疆大吏 (fēngjiāng dàlì) – The general name for high provincial officials in the Ming and Qing dynasties (Ming in this case).
7. The phrase used here is ‘为父.’ Ancient Chinese people like to talk in the third person to denote their relationship or status relative to whom they’re talking. Does it sound strange in English? I figured I would keep the same manner of speech. Please let me know!
8. 将帅 (jiàngshuài). While the dictionary definition shows ‘commander-in-chief’ or just ‘general,’ my understanding is that a 将帅 is a relatively senior general position but lower than a 大将军 or 副将. Going by my post on Ancient Military Ranks, I’m translating this as ‘Lieutenant General.’ I have limited knowledge of military ranks and would appreciate clarification!
9. Of her period.
10. Humbledaisy, you almost got your wish!
11. 长明灯 (chángmíngdēng) Altar lamps that are kept burning day and night.
12. 施主 (shīzhǔ) A monk or nun’s form of address for a layman.
13. 双手合十 (shuāngshǒuhéshí) A Buddhist greeting.
14. [Lastname]某 (mǒu) is another way to refer to oneself.
15. 大师 (dàshī) A courtesy title used to address a Buddhist monk.
16. 阿弥陀佛 (emítuófó) A commonly heard Buddhist saying praising Buddha for his mercy.

33 Comments

  • Oh noo, I’m glad that he woke up. But why must a’bao die😭😭..I’m so sad right now

  • Bye bye puppy… You will be dearly missed T_T
    It’s nice that the true emperor woke up, but did it really had to be at the expense of an innocent puppy’s life?
    Thank you for the translation.

  • Omg… Why would that son of a B**** has so much hatred for a single puppy? Is he r*******? My goodness.. i can’t imagine how heartbroken sangyu is..

    • If he isn’t r*******, he won’t be in cahoots with the s*** father and daughter pairs. I think he’s beyond r*******, he’s a breed of termite.

      • Hi there, while I appreciate your anger towards Chang’xi and the Shen father daughter pair, I’d like to ask that you please censor yourself in future comments. Trying to keep the comments section free of profanity. Thank you!

    • Hi there, while I appreciate your anger towards Chang’xi and the Shen father daughter pair, I’d like to ask that you please censor yourself in future comments. Trying to keep the comments section free of profanity. Thank you!

  • Thanks for the chapter! I will miss a’bao…

  • II hope that person who killed A’Bao dies in the most painful way possible. Poor Sangyu will be so heartbroken once she finds out 🙁 poor pupper..

  • Yay, ML is awake! I expected Ah Bao was going to have to die to get here, but it’s still too tragic 🙁

  • Thank you so much for your translation!

    RIP A’Bao. This is going to hurt Sangyu 🙁

    • Expected A’Bao’s demise but not the way his life would be taken. That eunuch should be castrated again at least 100 times. Can’t wait for ZW to exact revenge on scum Shen family, and Chang’xi. Poor MSY! She’s really gonna be distraught over her precious pooch when she wakes up to only find A’Bao missing.

  • poor a’bao 😭😭 he was too good a boi to live long… im looking forward to seeing how MSY reacts to thr emperor’s drastically changed attitude towards her, and also how our ZW will take down the shen family!!! thanks for the update!

  • Kind of figured A’Bao must die for the soul to go back, but still… may you rest in peace little one!

    Thanks for the chapter! 💕

  • I am so ready for retribution. The emperor has loads of officials to demote/jail/execute and the Shens to destroy and concubines to go to the cold palace.

  • This is one of my favorite novel so far. Thank you for your hard work, please be safe every one 🙂

  • I cant…. A’Bao 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • Puppy NOOOOOO! 。・゚(゚⊃﹏⊂゚)゚・。

  • ❤ Thanks for the new chapter.

    • <3 Thank you for the donation Becca! Sending hugs!

  • A’Bao – this was a sad end. Let’s hope there are (sword) bites for this pup’s revenge. Thanks translator!

  • Thank you!

    Such cruelty….

    Hope they will get what they deserve…

  • Noooo.. I mean, yes! But no! It’s good he’s human again, but I was kinda hoping A’bao would stay and get his own little soul. MSY is going to be heartbroken and blame herself for not sending him out of the palace fast enough. I also had a really bad feeling when he started following into enemy territory. Poor puppers. Well, all of that said, now the Emperor is going to be able to pay back all of the suffering he experienced as a dog x10 and actually be able to protect Sangyu and her family. If the monk says this was destiny then A’bao was never meant to have a life apart from the Emperor, so I guess I’ll have to accept that. The little guy will be missed though.

    And now I’m looking forward to how the heck the Emperor will reintroduce himself to Sangyu. He said before he can never tell her, but.. will that really work out? And thank you very much for the chapter!

  • Thanks for the chapter! Do you have a release schedule, by any chance? Just so I can mark it on my calendar… no pressure though if you don’t have a fixed sched.. 😊

    • Hi Hotaru,
      It changes month by month ^^; but I update my release schedule on the right sidebar of my website 🙂 For May, I’m aiming to release a chapter biweekly for WHI. You should see “Chapter ETA” under “Translation Schedule” ^ ^
      Nyamachi

      • Oooh! Kewl~! Thanks so much, Nyamachi-sama~! ❤ *hugs*

  • OK, was that last paragraph from Jun’wei’s POV or the emperor’s? If it was Jun’wei, it’s hilarious! This guy is apparently a fan of ghost stories, and is thrilled to discover he’s now seen a real-life one! We hadn’t seen much of his personality before, but just with this, I’m a fan!

    • Hehe, it was from Jun’wei’s POV. I’m a fan too! Looking forward to their future interactions

  • See I am impatient and had been delaying reading this chapter for today and can’t wait for more….
    All that aside thank you for the translations.

    • Hi Ruth,
      So sorry for the delay in releases. I had hoped to release biweekly throughout May but I’m going through some unexpected health issues. I know it can be hard to wait as a reader myself. Thanks for your patience! > . < Nyamachi

      • Sad to hear that. Hope you’ll recover soon from whatever is ailing you. Take care. God bless.

        • Thanks Solitaire. I’m trying my best to rest up so I can get back to translating soon! Appreciate the well wishes <3

  • Hey! I just read the reply and the announcements. I hope you are better and don’t worry about the updates and stuff. Stay safe and healthy. 🙂

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